O.M.G!

This is my new thing!

To say O.M.G like all day!

I want to mix up everything that happened within the past week for this story!

That way the events would be in order like a crazy rabbit and a carrot!

First, I was walking down the street and I found a couch that I have been looking all over for on Craig’s list.

This one is like a love seat but it’s like black leather or polyester material.

I found the couch on my way home a few days ago.

I want to add that the couch looks really good too!

O.M.G.

I picked up a Mr. Coffee machine and I have to say that I drink way too much coffee!

O.M.G. Mr. Sugar daddy keeps freaking out when I ask him for the moola.

One time I sent him a picture of a brain in action and a picture of the whole world

I think that I’m just too much for him to handle.

So in other news the CIA is in flip out mode.

I met this guy named Jeremiah who came to my place and took a shower with me.

We sampled a new white tea shampoo before he had to leave.

We smoked some pot and he tripped out about josh preparing to

Rape him, and then he made an excuse about me talking too much and left.

We went to score some drugs right after we smoked some pot.

That is like right after I met him.

I performed on a nice karaoke musical while walking around with the new guy.

About seven limousines drove by to have a closer look at my performance.

I hope that the people in the limousines will open their doors and talk to me one day..

Sometimes I can be just a little too much for the world.

Maybe I will calm down one day, just to watch them relax for a while.

I tried to rape the guy on my bed.

I told him to turn over and I just watched him chicken out before he left.

Maybe I’ll see him again one day.


I watch a lot of TV now.

I just know that people are around me watching me all the time now.

I’m used to them being around now.

If I could make one wish I would wish that more people would hangout with me more often.

Other wise…….

All I can say is that I like my new place